Just so you guys know, I’m making headway tracking down where unicorns are being bred. It’s not the definitive answer, but slowly I’m getting there, judge for yourselves:
Does it dispense eye vitamins, by chance?
Not sure, it does however have a function for eye exercises too. This is because you’ll have to watch where your going, great exercise for our blessed oculars
I bet you it teaches Eye Yoga, too.
After proper worship it just might
I heard if you buy it, you may be able to reduce 3-4 diopters every 0.25 months.