Hey everybody, I saw the reality in our true lord and savior, retail optometry, today. That’s right, no amount of bearded gurudom can truly reduce myopia in the long term. Only mah professionals and hard facts. Did I mention they have optometry degrees?
I’m phoning up every clinic I can, so I can shoot lasers out of my eyes. Like those sharks with lasers from Austin Powers
If that doesn’t work I’ll be chilling and kicking it back with some Ortho-K lenses, they seem price effective. If worst comes to worst I might try some alternative treatment like purple crystals and palming. I feel like this truly is a comprehensive solution to fix myopia moving forward. I hope you all agree with me