Great news! All your eyesight worries are over forever! The bearded guru is dethroned, and a new guru reigns in his place. And his name is Larry.
Now don’t think Larry is a scam-artist, just because his histrionic delivery of his endless hokey narrative claims that he’s from Philadelphia while his every syllable says Down Under. Like all these snake-oil videos, this one doesn’t tell you how long it will be, does not allow you to skip forward even a little, much less to the promised dramatic climax at the end, is maddeningly repetitive, has different voices read dozens of letters that are oddly written in the same identifiable style and all acclaim Larry as their savior.
But I ran this expensively produced video to the end so that you don’t have to. After all, I wanted to know what this miracle is that Larry is putting his family’s future in peril for so that he can offer it to us at a low, low price that will totally ruin him. I watered plants and did other chores while he droned on for what seemed an eternity but was probably only a little more than half an hour and could have been boiled down to three minutes.
Even though this product supposedly has a famous Japanese scientist and “the best opthalmologist in Sweden” behind it (and they begged him to charge thousands of dollars for it, of course, but Larry brings tears to your eyes with his protestations of concern for those same eyes and his contempt for filthy lucre), for some reason these towering figures of science have done nothing to spread the word in medical journals, and the product is, of course, available only online and only from Larry. But you’ll forgive all his excesses when you see the marvelous markdowns that he put on the prices indicated below the video—all prices drastically reduced “FOR THE SAKE OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY”!
The link’s preview won’t load, but the link does work, and I urge you to watch the few seconds that will sufficiently introduce you to the marvel that is Larry.